SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
It’s like straight sex
I have tons of homework but funimation said I should be watching
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
when a hot person says they are tired of being single
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Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland
Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors
science side of tumblr? explain?
levitate egg sackiatoo
yeah okay thanks hp fandom
the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.
Thank you science side
If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST
the best part is you literally turned him on
I hope you used protection.
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This little girl is going places.
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A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
Dude, he started on the top of that hill, that car had like a five second head start, and he still beat it to save that child. Amazing.
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i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life